Martin

God’s favorite child. He’s so unusual that his motivations and desires, while he might express them through seemingly negligent opinions, evade your awareness. He sees the situations that he desires in anything. He sees his dreams coming to life. He almost ignores reality, because he knows God would never hurt his confidence. God rather let everyone suffer at the hands of his delusions than help him to realize anything. His utter oblivion feeds his creativity, and that’s his divine purpose.

Kid in Sunday School: Who is God’s favorite?

Teacher: God doesn’t have favorites.

Other kid: Yes, he does! Martin’s his favorite.

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

Martin

an abstract artist who avoided academic opportunities and ruined the work of other artists to chase his artistic vision

Who ruined that painting?

Martin.

What was it worth?

Billions.

What’s it worth now?

Not shit.

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

Florian Jean Martin

Florian is a sweet and kind soul, he's always there to help you and is a sensitive person. He's the best boyfriend or friend you could ask for. He's a really amazing guy that never fails to impress me. I love my Florian Jean Martin.

Snail: "Is that a Florian Jean Martin?!"
Vee: "He is, isn't he amazing?"
Snail: "Yes, he is, I'd love to be his friend!"

by KiriBaku + Ochako Stan December 28, 2023

Martin Luther King

That nigger from Fortnite

Is that Martin Luther king?
-White boy 1
Yeah its that nigger from fortnite!
-White boy 2

by Certified lynchmaster January 3, 2024

Martin in the kunskapsskolan

He is very nice and smart. He loves maths so he probably has A i maths.

person 1: Hey thats Martin in the kunskapsskolan and hes the smart guy.

Person 2: really that is so cool, he is so smart.

by sefs January 16, 2024

Martin

Only the finest specimen ever to be born in bulgaria him homeland. He has a weird last name and is bulgarian which is also pretty weird. He’s funny but he’s bulgarian so he’s a bad person. He has really good music taste but his bulgarianess outweighs that.

Umbouta blow to Martin

by need🤓singsong January 21, 2024

Martin

A person who shit on your doorstep

Fuck you martin

by Hora123 January 25, 2024