al-martin

God

If you dont worship out lord and savior Al-Martin I will personally teleport your kneecaps into my soup.

by THE FUCKING LORAX October 8, 2019

Martin

jess is the better martin

"hey, who's the better martin?"
" jess is."

by notrueshoodie September 13, 2025

Jenny Beth Martin

Co-Founder Tea Party Patriots. Tips, Tales, and Thoughts of Peach State. Christian, Conservative, was Republican now American. Live laugh love. Uncomfortable with same sex anything.

I got shot by Jenny Beth Martin when I tried to kiss my boyfriend.

by BuckSuck February 7, 2021

Martin

Martin is a guy who can never simmer to a relationship usually know as a player he will use you for him own advantage and will never actually love you he is not very attractive and have no sence in style, martins are cold hearted.

“Martin just left me for another girls, he dosnt care about how I feel”

by Amber kay December 28, 2019

Grandmaster Martin

The one and only guardian of "Staden"

Example 1
Nigga 1: "Bro, shall we rob "Staden" in copenhagen"
Nigga 2: "Nigga you crazy, no one wants to make Grandmaster Martin their enemy"

Example 2

Some random black dude: "Im gonna fuck up some shit on "Staden"

Grandmaster Martin: " omao wa mou shindeiru"
Black dude: *Gets banned from life*

by JokerxBatman February 18, 2019

Georgia Louise martin

Georgia Louise Martin is usually called G. She is absolutely stunning but people often overlook how pretty she is because her friends are hotter. She has an amazing body and an amazing personality. She is kind and funny and smart and she always has a smile plastered on her face. She is good at literally every sport and succeeds in every subject at school. She is going to do amazing things one day. However Georgia Louise martin’s seem to always have a lot of things going on at home that you don’t know about. If you see her down. Approach her and give her a hug. That’s all she needs. Keep her in your life and hold her as close as you can because trust me you are lucky to have her.

She is very talented. She must be a Georgia Louise Martin

by Namedefiner1234321 May 25, 2018

Martined

The act of getting pegged by your wife.

I got Martined by the mrs last night

The wife properly Martined me last night

by Martingetspegged January 7, 2023