Martin Carl

A Linux user. The most based individual you will ever meet. Only wears restaurant crayon colors and slays in computer class. Has very scary eyes. There is at least one of these at your school.

Martin Carl: The CPU of the Linux Minecraft server was very based on my Google Apple Samsung Pixel 5 Mac OS 64X+ Gamer Setup.

by lynq February 7, 2023

Martinism

We cannot define it! ,,Martin Luther King" tried to live ,,Martinism" -but he didn't manage. So ,,Martinism" is when you act nonviolent like ,,Mahatma Gandhi". If you live ,,Martinism" you will often get letters from the ,,FBI" that are written unfriendly.

,,Martin" can you give me a gun? ,,Martin": ,,Noway - I act nonviolent like ,,Martinism""

by h1ghflyer October 28, 2023

Martin Lucien Teo

Cute looking guy who has never felt the touch of a woman in his entire life and will remain bitchless for the rest of his life. He will eventually turn gay and suck lots of dick. Throughout his life, he will only like individuals if their name starts with "Jo".

Oh my god this guy has absolutely no game with the ladies! He is such a Martin Lucien Teo!

by Ball suck ah October 30, 2023

Alf Martin

A big schnozed man, with an attitude of a multi millionare business owner. He can be spotted with a brownie patch on his head meanwhile everything else is just bald. Nigger

"Hey look there is alf martin", "What a gay piece of shit!"

by KirkoBliko November 3, 2023

Alf Martin

Alf Martin, the pedo norwegian teacher that loves to flirt with the teenage girls in his class. He is basically balding with only a little patch similar to a brownie stuck to his forehead. His big schnozer covers his whole face and he will try everything he can to make fun of you infront of his entire class.

He will love you if you show a little cleavage

"oh look its Alf Martin" - "oh no, ive lost my will to live"

by Krikkisblikkis November 3, 2023

Martinism

,,Martin Luther King" established his ,,Martinism". And he got many bad letters from the FBI. And the FBI installed many microphones in his hotel room. Soon after he died.

Martinism: I search for peace.

by h1ghflyer November 3, 2023

Martin Luther King Flip

Combining Molly, Ketamine and LSD.

Some dude: Holy shit bro I Martin Luther King Flipped so hard last night!
Some other dude: Yo thats so fucking cool

by tekkstasy November 7, 2023