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Monkey in space

Combining the BuzzLightYear and Monkey Face gives you the monkey in space. Shave your pubic region and fill a fish bowl with the hair. At the top of a flight of stairs, while fornicating your lover doggy style, when your just about to cum, take it out of her, and smack her in the head. When she gets pissed and turns around, cum on her face, shove the fishbowl over her head and shove her down the stairs while waving a laser pointer around and screaming "TO INFINITE AND BEYOND!!"

The girl will be massively confused, trying to stop falling, and trying to clean her now hairy face, but the fishbowl will keep her from getting at it. While falling she'll resemble a monkey in space!
She flew through the air like a monkey in space!
by Nikki Noo Noo December 13, 2010
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Monkey Wrench with a twist

Where a girl pulls your junk between your legs and blows you from behind then sneezes.
Man i got a monkey wrench with a twist from her!
by icemann79 July 3, 2011
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Minkey Kinsella

Minkey Kinsella: i think if you look my name up in the dictionary there will be the words "accident prone". doh!
by MrWolvie September 5, 2012
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makeylah

a beautiful girl who loves their friends, and will do anything for them. She brings happiness to everyone she meets. she is easy to fall in love with and you will have no problem doing so.
dude, i wish my girlfriend was a makeylah.
by thumb nail May 4, 2018
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Monkey Molesterer

A racist, Bunda licking monkey molesterer :rage: :rage:
Wendy you racist Monkey Molesterer !!!
by Tiny bunda November 15, 2021
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monkey closet

don’t open my monkey closet i said to the guy he did and he got eaten to death and died and there was blood
person 1: “dont open my monkey closet”
person 2: *does*
there is blood
by aceofspad3s December 31, 2021
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Monkey Monday

A Super Smash Bros festivity in that every monday, you must play as Donkey Kong, no matter the circumstances.
“Bro, are you really playing as Sephiroth right now? it’s Monkey Monday! you need to play as DK!”
by CrissMaster July 15, 2022
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