Modern day loveletter

pretty much just your feelings through texts

Boy: i luv yur i's

Girl: aw thxs bby

The Modern day loveletter

by featherface=) May 29, 2009

moderate pacifist

You make an ass load of thearts but you wouldn't ever do anything to anyone

Black People are moderate pacifists

by bobthehippo May 13, 2009

Miserden

A small costwold village in Gloustershire. Is owned by the current Major Tom Wills as part of a large Estate, Named Miserden Estate. Has a church, pub, school, B&B, nusery and Shop as well as being surrounded by brilliant walking and riding areas. Also has v. nice people including Hara and Ella.

Ramberler 1: Where are you going?
Ramberler 2: I'm going to walk tot the pub in miserden called the Carpenters' arms' then I'm going to visit Hara cause she is awesome.

by imogenella May 12, 2011

ModerCize

–noun

A model's definition of exercise:

MODEL+EXERCISE=ModerCize

1. A type of physical movement or activity a model will refer to as exercise, because it burns calories. Shopping is great exercise and burns lots of calories!

Types of ModerCize can include "traditional" exercise but are usually mundane activities such as:

Fidgeting (tapping your foot) 120 calories/hour
Shopping- 156 calories/hour
Dancing- 442 calories/hour
Walking (leisure)- 283 calories/hour
Kissing/Hugging- 68 calories/hour
Dressing- 136 calories/hour
Cleaning (light) 170 calories/hour
etc...
*Based on a 150lb person (results may vary)

Antonyms: Traditional exercises like weight-lifting, running, etc...

ModerCize Example: Backstage at the Versace show the models in hair and makeup were FIDGETING constantly; tapping their feet and always posing for the camera. Once finished with hair and makeup, they were attached to their iPhones, listening to music and DANCING and bopping around. Once it was showtime, it was UNDRESS, DRESS, WALK, UNDRESS, DRESS, WALK, UNDRESS... you get it. On average, the Versace models burned about 250 calories ModerCizing. That's as many calories as you'd burn running for 30 minutes!

by ModelSkinny September 29, 2011

Misery Soup

1.) The disgusting concoction of saliva, tears, nasal mucus, sweat and other bodily fluids that swamps the face after a hard, long, hyperventilating-sobbing episode.

2.) A crowded pool at any waterpark.

1.) When Ben pulled away from Bob's shoulder, both Ben's face and Bob's shirt were drenched in a large serving of misery soup.

2.) "Let's go fish Dave out of that misery soup, then get hotdogs and go the hell home already!"

by punglefish July 17, 2011

maserika

Maserika is a name combined with mason and erika which means that they are the sexiest couple on earth. They are bound to have cute babies and would hit the genetic lottery.

Did you see those maserika babies? I want one!!

by maserika 101 July 24, 2011

Misery Hour

The time you must spend after work with someone from the office. Typically the Misery Hour lasts one - two hours and the topic of discussion is all work related. A Misery usually results in free drinks and appetizers.

Guy 1- Hey a bunch of us are going to the pub to watch the football game, they have a great happy hour.

Guy 2- Sounds awesome but my bosses, bosses, boss is in town and I have to attend a misery hour right after work

by NickyLags September 17, 2012