A colossal individual, commonly known as Morgan, who not only casts an imposing shadow but also has a penchant for hosting farty parties, where the air is thick, not with laughter but with farts.
Big Morgan came to the club, and released the largest farty party in the block. It really attracted people, mainly for the smell.
by TheElementalGuy February 14, 2025
Get the Big Morganmug. A phat headed fuck with the personality of a wet tea towel, has weird thumbs and uses her hight as her only personality trate. She is generally nice to everyone so she can train them to be part of her army of cunts. She normally has a pocket bitch called ciara. To conclude, she has a phat head (and I use “ph” coz it’s not fat it’s fucking massive)
Ella- “omg has you seen Charlotte, she’s literally eating Morgan’s shit”
Liam-“ have you seen Morgan today, her heads looking extra juicy ”
Liam-“ have you seen Morgan today, her heads looking extra juicy ”
by Cumslut2000 November 22, 2021
Get the Morganmug. by oof.tea.sis February 21, 2019
Get the morganmug. The most amazing person ever. A Morgan Affleck is athletic, smart, bilingual, kind, and a bit sassy. She can be a total bitch but she is really totally sweet. She is funny and doesn't care what people think about her. Any guy is lucky to have a Morgan Affleck. When people see her they always go like, "hey it's Morgan, let's say Hi!! HIII!!! Basically she is just the bomb.com
by David Greyman January 17, 2014
Get the morgan affleckmug. morgan is a amazingly kind person everyone who gets him are undeserved of his /her love they are amazing people and super hot i love everything about the morgans i know
by webblingmore May 28, 2022
Get the morganmug. When you are managing a restaurant team in a new market and have an employee who knows they are wildly more qualified for your job but chose to not to accept the offer bc they make more money serving. Morgan will absolutely dive in and save the day 9.6/10. Until, however, she gets rocked off her mind on Sunday eve knowing damn well shes assigned to a party of 60 the next day and then calls out with 12 min notice
When the shift starts at 11am and it’s 10:34 am the morgan tax is defined by the following exchange
Texting the Morgan: Hey girl thanks for reprepping Garde, running those 9 tables who werent yours, absorbing Emily and Olivias sections last night when they started crying and also thank you for staying a little later to help the expo close! Whats your ETA though because those party guests are trickling in.
Morgan: no
Texting the Morgan: Hey girl thanks for reprepping Garde, running those 9 tables who werent yours, absorbing Emily and Olivias sections last night when they started crying and also thank you for staying a little later to help the expo close! Whats your ETA though because those party guests are trickling in.
Morgan: no
by Smashaluffigosus September 20, 2023
Get the The Morgan Taxmug. a weird person like really weird who is also old and close to death morgan likes to go play bingo with her friends on tuesdays she is a mother of 7 or 6 and they are white and eat dry chicken
by gojosgf February 27, 2021
Get the Morgan Funnellmug.