Lord of the Rings lie-in

When you stay in bed for so long that the time in bed exceeds the 'normal' sleep duration by approximately 9 hours and 18 minutes ( the duration of all three lord of the rings films without extended the editions).

It is also worth noting that an 'extended Lord of the Rings lie-in' exceeds 11 hours 20 minutes of 'normal' sleep time due to that being as long as the extended edition of the trilogy.

'Ahh Dave's having a Lord of the Rings lie-in after getting particularly messy last night'

by bisonman May 27, 2015

lord eamo

A stoner who does fuck all

Person 1:"Yo lord eamo roll a joint"
Lord Eamo:"No fuck that"

by chelseaisaslag August 17, 2015

lord thot

Sierra wettstein

Dat gurl ova der is da lord Thot of all thots

by Stockyboy15 May 1, 2016

lord taco

A massive gathering of fecal matter created from the exploration of a mans ass

After sex with Chris, Billy discovered lord taco on the sheets.

by Hitokiri1811 May 26, 2016

Lord Protector

The name taken by Oliver Cromwell after the English civil war, after which he disbanded the English monarchy, and eventually ruled through the military.

The name "Lord Protector" was taken by Oliver Cromwell for he was king in all but the name

by Balls out for Bantu September 30, 2016

LordDB

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

Person 1:LordDB
Person 2: lmao you wild wyd

by LordDB March 23, 2017

lorder

A person who watches too much Law and Order and gets the idea he is a lawyer.

John got caught watching kiddy porn. But, its okay is a Lorder. He will get himself out of trouble.

by skull_krusher April 18, 2017