Locked up bigger than Dallas

When something is moving so slowly, it resembles the traffic congestion of Dallas during rush hour. South/East Texan phrase.

"Computer froze again, damn thing's locked up bigger than Dallas"

Typically run together as "locked up bigger'n Dallas".

by outsnyder November 7, 2011

lock your keys in your car

to unintentionally get knocked up or knock up someone else, leaving you with two courses of action: Call a professional, or use a coat hanger.

Guy 1: "So what's up with you and your fuck buddy?"
Guy 2: "Oh man, we have a problem."
Guy 1: "Dude, did you lock your keys in your car?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, out in the high school parking lot."
Guy 1: "Well at least you know your options."

by Pepper Corn October 21, 2008

take a lip lock on my fuck stick

a sentence used for the occansional dumbass who doesnt know what a blow job means.

Matt:take a lip lock on my fuck stick
Darien: OKAY =D!!!

by Mei Dikurts September 10, 2006

pound it lock it chain it EXPLOSION *wizard fingers*

When you and someone else, preferably a fried agree on something or say something at the same time and then perform this sequence in awesomeness. Or when something great happens.

1.To "pound it" you must punch each others fist together.
2.To "lock it", you twist your fists in opposite directions signifying the "locking".
3. Then to "chain it", you slide your wrists towards each other.
4. Then EXPLOSION is done by moving your hands away from each other with open hands quickly and saying "explosion"
5. Finally, right after the explosion, you wiggle the fingers on both of your hands pointed at the other person like you are doing a magical spell on them.

Ex)pound it lock it chain it EXPLOSION *wizard fingers*

Brian: I JUST WON THE MARATHON!!!!
Ryan: NICE!! POUND IT!
Brian: LOCK IT!
Ryan:Chain it!
Together:EXPLOSION!

*wizard fingers*

by Fenno July 2, 2007

num lock/789-456++123enter0.enter

The phenomenon that occurs when you reach the ultimate stage of boredom that you decide to type down the entire num pad also known as the most useless piece of shit.

Me: I'm bored as fuck
My brain: Then why don't you define num lock/789-456++123enter0.enter?
Me: Good idea!

by lolnoizntcol September 25, 2023

Triple Lock-Knot Double Back Rocket

This knot was discovered in the Lawn Care industry of western Pennsylvania for securing equipment on a trailer. The knot is comprised of three inter-locking loops to tighten the slack out of the line and two slip knots (know as the double back rocket) securing the locked loops. This is a very secure, but easy knot to untie when access to the secured object is needed frequently.

We have a long ride from Moon to the Rochester Beaver run, you better tie the Triple Lock-Knot Double Back Rocket to secure the walk behinds.

by TLC_Baby October 10, 2008

I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK

turn it off then

person1: I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK.
person of infinite knowledge: just turn it off
person1: thankyou, is there anyway i can repay you for this kindness?
person of infinite knowledge: ligma.
person1: wha-
person of infinite knowledge: LIGMA BALLS!

by AAAHHHHHH IM STUCK IN Caps..oh July 11, 2021