Lick my knob

An insincere request for a blow job said in a sarcastic or condescending manner.

"My boss asked me to come in for work during my vacation. I told him he could lick my knob first."

by elemkay May 20, 2008

lick my sack

Something Phil Anselmo shouted on Pantera's 1990 album, "Cowboys from Hell."

My stand is the human race
Without a label or a face
So they can lick my sack - "Hesresy," Pantera

by Ben A April 26, 2006

lick me loose

To provide full body relaxation via oral pleasure....alternate phrase for a blow job.

Late one summer night, Becky came over and following an intense make out session, she proceeded to "lick me loose"

by El CUCUY August 22, 2016

skin it back and lick it

Pulling back of the foreskin on a Penis and licking it

I like to skin it back and lick it on my free time

by Dr454545 August 6, 2017

lick me pope

When you can’t get someone to shut up, say, “lick me pope.” This is the equivalent to saying “bite my willy,” or “drink my sht.”

Rat head: La la la la la la la, I’m a rat head.
You: Shut up.
Rat head: You shut up.
You: Lick me pope.

by bunface July 31, 2023

Arse licking lizzy

If you are an 'Arse Licking-Lizzy' it means that you would do anything for a promotion. An Arse Licking-Lizzy is similar to a brown noser where a person licks so much arse to get a job that they literally have shit on their nose and they stink of shit too.

"Did you see that Arse Licking Lizzy lick the boss' arse hole?"

''yeah man''

"she now has poo on her nose"

"Ye, she might as well of just fuked the boss. Silly slut"

by psdoffe November 17, 2011

Lick my plate

Insult used by Chop Top in the original version of 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.'

Chop Top points to the visible metal plate in his head as he says it.

If you ever get cut off in traffic, a clever thing to yell to the offending driver is, "Hey, lick my plate, you dog dick!"

by MrCreo$ote April 23, 2018