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Vibe Karen

After some relisation. we have made a vibe karen for All those vibers out there
by VIBE MANGER September 4, 2020
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God-Karen

She is the god of all Karens. Even the high rank Karens fear her. Her hair will choke you to death, her kids are barley hanging on to life, sun glasses larger than a solar panel, essential oils are top notch useless, will downright fire you at the spot, drives the most expensive SUV van there is, has 5+ billion followers on Facebook, leader of the Flat Earth Society. If you see her, escape while you can.
Bro1: Why is that lady so shiny?
Bro2: Oh no, it can't be.
Bro2: What?
Bro1: ITS THE GOD-KAREN! RUN!
God-Karen: No.
*Bro1 and Bro2 dies*
by UisforUgly August 19, 2020
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Karen on a couch

When your man is in pain you give him a hummer to ease his pain. This is a must do.
My man was in pain so I gave him a Karen on a couch.
by Caring Karen April 16, 2023
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COD karen

A COD Karen is a video game player who no-one wants to play with. He/She is usually part of a group that wants to get rid of him, but doesn't know how too. They are usually petty, don't know how to stop talking, passive, and think they're the best player out there. Additionally, will usually blame everything on others and/or lag instead of admitting they were wrong. If your buddy is a COD Karen you need a group intervention immediately.
Dude, I hate playing with him every night he's such a COD Karen, can we kick him?
by Twoprettybestfriends February 11, 2021
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Karen Porn

Examples:

The Holiday
It’s Complicated

Valentine’s Day

He’s Just Not That Into You
40 Dresses
PS I Love You

You get the idea
Susan: Omg Let’s go get day drunk on Riesling and yell at some minimum wage workers and crash our SUV’s. Then we can go on a Facebook rant about 5G and vaccines and watch The Family Stone.
Karen: always down for a marathon of Karen Porn, Fuck yeah, I’m in!
by Breakitdarb May 15, 2020
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True Karen

Not to be confused with the typical ‘Karen’ this lady is well dressed, considerate, calm and a lover of pugs. Her loyalty to her family is off the charts!
“Hey Nelly I need to be a True Karen and go hunt down my daughter who has escaped her tent! Grab your wine and leopard print scarf, shits about to get real!!”
by NellyKelly30 October 17, 2021
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Ultimate Karen

A white woman who works for a law enforcement agency and calls in trivial complaints on her off days
An Ultimate Karen is a white lady who works for the Sheriff’s Office and called in on her day off to report an old man for blocking her driveway with his car
by CabooseMJ November 11, 2022
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