July 29

National cuddles after sex day

Bob:Man that was good
Zack:let’s cuddle!
Bob:bro that’s gay
Zack:but it’s July 29th
Bob:understandable

by Totally not Pancho July 27, 2022

July 31

Fuck your crush day, give them an amazing time!

-Hey guess what
-What
-Its July 31

by Misterurban5712 July 30, 2022

july 1st

the day all kinnies will die.

i will snipe all of them.
who am i?
:)

person 1: yo what day is it?
person 2: july 1st... wait, didn't you say you kinned komaeda ?
person 1: yeah why?
person 2: im so sorry

by lsdmdnnnjjjs October 16, 2019

July 39th

The day we have all been waiting for. Shreks birthday.

Shrek’ My bday is July 39th’
Me: ‘I knew it!’

by gigggly pufff October 26, 2019

July 11

1. When Erin was born all the smart confident and gorgeous people like Erin are born
2. Also a lucky number day. 7/11

Guy: Hey,when is your birthday?
Girl: Oh it’s July 11

Guy: Hey,when is your birthday?
Girl: Oh it’s July 11

by Erin samonne November 2, 2019

July 13th

Whoever is born on this day has the humongous cock and is friend with only hot people, however people born on this day are nicest people you'll ever meet in your entire pathetic life and they will make it finally have a purpose

Wow this dude has 45cm cock, how impressive! He's friends are also hot af! My pathetic life finally has a purpose now!

-Damn he must be born on July 13th

by Vuleled November 21, 2021

24 July

People born on 24 July are pretty and pretty smart, but kind of shy. Don’t be shy, YOU ARE AMAZING, SHOW IT TO THE WORLD!

X: You know that girl?
Y: Yes, she doesn’t talk much but she is amazing.
X: She probably was born on the 24 July!

by anonymous November 21, 2021