Jared 

Superstar

We love Jared

Jared by Johnny Soda December 19, 2016

Jarreau 

Jarreau is tall and handsome. Shy but confidentat the same time. He favors his dad but is a better version because of his mother. He loves basketball and really has a way with the ladies. Very selective to detail, he chooses wisely. Very smart education comes easy to him. Whatever he puts his mind to he does it with ease. He has curly hair, and a great smile. Personally wise he has a great Sence of humor, likes to laugh and have fun. Don’t tell anybody but he’s really a great dancer despite the size of his feet. He is the type of person you would never forget. When he walks into a room his presence his Ora

Is immaculate because he is a King Everybody wants to be like Jarreau, perfect in every way.

Model type.

Did you see Jarreau today? He is so fine.

Jarreau by Honeys3 December 31, 2017

Jarming 

The art of jarming is a skill only acquired by compulsive liars (Jarmies), even though you can tell that they are lying they still proceed to jarm.

Father: Did you step in ding dang didly doo?

Jarmy: Naw

Father: I can clearly see the dog water on the bottom of your shoe.

Jarmy: No there isn't that's muck

Jarmy*Jarming, knowing well and truly that he stood in dog shit*

Jarming by The Skitter Man December 27, 2019

Jarn 

Slang for any type of juice.

Would you like some jarn, boys?

Jarn by K Dizzle 4 Rizzle March 11, 2021

Pulling a Jared 

1. To break something extremely hard to fix or very expensive
2. To pass out or black out in a random place, or at a random time

1. " So yeah i was swinging on your refrigerator door, and it happened to fall off man."

2. "You see Jared passed out on the roof?"
"Yeah man just him pulling a jared again"

Pulling a Jared by Sethhh March 21, 2010

Smell like Jared 

A polite way of saying someone smells like shit.

Wow! You smell like Jared.

Smell like Jared by Colonel Fucking Mexico March 5, 2016

Jaripo Michoacan 

Second best city in all of Michoacan. A place with beauty and tradition.

Jesus Ey why is Jaripo Michoacan the second best in Michoacan?
Jose Because La Piedad is first

Jaripo Michoacan by rojiblanco August 10, 2009