Jake Paul

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding .

Pretty much the same thing. Pure cancer.

Son: Oh god, I am a Jake Pauler! *starts to dab on dem haters.
Me: Welp. I failed. *cocks gun

by BLAZENTHECHRISTMASPOO December 27, 2017

Jake Paul

A sociopath who is a cringe of himself and makes cringe of itself Youtube vlogs which give cancer.

Yo, why didn't you go to school yesterday?

I watched the new Shane Dawson's series "The mind of Jake Paul" and got cancer.

by xMaqestic September 30, 2018

Jake paul

Jake paul is a sad fucking bitch who needs to get a life and stop sing/raping because his is crap at it he has ended with no life he should quit

JakePaul: what's up Jake pauler

Random person: fuck you

by LizaDaGirl January 21, 2018

Jake Paul

A dumbass piece of shit who's rich for posting stupid vlogs and cancerous shit that he calls a song.

Wow, he's such a dumbass.

He's a Jake Paul!

by fingeryourownbutthole October 14, 2017

pull a jake

to fart while a girl is giving you head

dude when that chick comes over im going to pull a jake on her

by funkypeanut November 29, 2010

Jake paul

Jake Paul is a man who got fired from disney and tries to rap but gives everyone ear cancer, all of his fans are 10 and under and that's why he has an annoying group of assholes called team 10. He and Nick Crompton belive England is a city. Everyone should go subscribe to his older and better brother Logan Paul

Jake Paul is a retard who should die.

by Logangster and dolan fan August 11, 2017

Jake Moment

What occurs when someone is telling an anecdote and you expect the outcome to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. Named after a date set-up gone bad.

(On the phone)

A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.

B: I never want to see him again.

A: Well this is awkward.

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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.

D: So you're fired?

C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.

D: Wow, Jake moment...

by Viv283 March 5, 2012