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santa jizz

A shot made with Rumchata and Fireball
I would like a shot of Santa Jizz please
by Shuper007 March 22, 2016
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jizz bladder

That hairy sack that hangs below a males penis. Also known as a scrotum sack, ball bag, nut sack, berries, eggs, jewels, taint fender, bits and pieces, frumunda factory, smegma shop, chin warmers.
Dude I’ve been on one helluva dry spell lately. I totally need to drain my Jizz Bladder.
by Grand Theft Vato September 22, 2023
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jizz aura

The odor around the atmosphere of a female who has just received a large quantity of seminal fluid on top of her, such as in a bukkake.
That japanese pornstar had an immense jizz aura after her bukkake.
by Sam the BananaBunWankMan September 23, 2017
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Jizz eye

The stinging sensation and subsequent red eye that results from an ejaculate coming into contact with an eyeball.
I got jizz eye the other night from my boyfriend.
by Jon & Kevin September 26, 2021
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biz jizz

A situation everyone in the corporate world inevitably faces wherein you have to bear the brunt of awkward or demeaning treatment at work and can't speak up about it because of the nature of your position, much like taking a hot steamy load of jizz to the face; unpleasant, but necessary to get ahead.
Employee 1: "I can't believe Lumbergh is making me work all weekend again!"
Employee 2: "Sorry bro, that's just the biz jizz."
by DarkMist March 27, 2016
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Jizz droth

A droth is basicly a cup or bucket of some sort(sometimes a person) and jizz is sperm.
so. jizz droth is a place for cum .
"dude, your sucha' jizz droth!"
"naww mann your sisters my jizz droth."
by Shannon :] March 3, 2009
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jizz goblin

Having a wet dream. Refers to the gains goblin - the goblin is stealing your hard-earned semen retention gains.

Happens often during NoFap reboots.
"Did you fuckin coom at porn again?" asked the Indian.
"No mang, I got jizz goblined" replied the Serb.
by kshantik January 17, 2022
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