j-wife

Shortened version for Japanese wife. There are lot of people mentioning their Japanese wife on reddit to have some kind of alibi for whatever they say. So the term j-wife was coined.

Oh look at Joe who thinks he'll live a happy life once he gets his j-wife.
There are a lot of people mentioning their j-wife's on reddit.

by jwife January 22, 2022

lilly j.

1)adj. Chula
2)adj. Stunning girl with bright eyes and gorgeous smile

Lilly J. Esta chula

by Muñequeiro March 10, 2015

J-Crewin it

If your J-Crewin it your not in sweats, but your not dressed up. Also,when your J-Crewin it you can't have jeans on, you must have khakis or nicer on.

Bob:"You look nice today"

Sally:"Not really, I'm just J-crewin it.

Bob:"Oh, ........OK.

by Mado1243 December 14, 2009

whoppy j

the leader of the bkk most people fear him and there is only one in the world,jim,hes the best in the world no one can beat him

(whopper jr)

oh shit its whoppy j and his crew

by whoppy j January 19, 2009

Walmart J's

A pair of Jordan's, (a basketball shoe made by Nike using Micheal Jordan's name, sometimes called J's) that are so beat up, old, fake, and/or obscure that they look like they could have been purchased at Walmart. (Note: to my knowledge, Jordan's aren't actually sold at Walmart)

Person 1: "Did you see Josh's Jordan's, they suck"
Person 2: "Yeah, those are some Walmart J's right there"

by The Original Fin January 21, 2015

J job

When a jester gives you a handjob while telling you jokes and when you laugh he/she stops

I was getting a J job the other day and i started laughing when the butt of the joke was a neigh like horse and i lost it.

by Jodow69 October 13, 2020

J Roy

J Roy is an amazing person with a very large peen and he steals ur thots

Wow J Roy has a large peen
He just stole my thot

by Orange orange lime green 6 May 9, 2021