Ass Yam

A Poo nugget that resides on the tip of the penis after anal intercourse.

Also known as Ass candy.

Bob removed his penis from her rectum only to find a ass yam on his penis.!

by atomicjive November 4, 2008

Ass Yarn

Ass yarn is the action of your asshole hair twisting into a yarn like braid.

"Dude, your hat looks like ass yarn!"

by assyarn February 6, 2015

ass ratchet

A jerk

"Her ass-ratchet of a boyfriend stole her car and ran off with her best friend!"

by Sarabellum1976 September 4, 2003

Ass Bandit

One who sticks his choo choo in the rear tunnel. Going up the hershey highway.

I missed the pussy and became an ass bandit.

by Dave F December 11, 2003

ass to grass

Doing full range squats and beyond, meaning when you squat you go a below parallel.

matt: you squatting today?
james: yup
matt: ass to grass or 2 inch rom?
james: below parallel! lol

by martylolwut July 19, 2009

shit-ass

A term describing an individual who engages in activity with no regard for others' opinions or possible (perhaps even fatal) consequences. The activity often inconveniences others from a mid-to extremely high degree. The person engaging in the activity in question is usually, but not always consciously aware of his or her shit-assy doing(s).

Pat knowingly used the rest of the toilet paper in the bathroom and did not replace the roll. About an hour later, Roger sat down for a defecation, only to realize the bathroom was void of TP. He was forced to waddle down the hallway and retrieve more. In this example, Pat exhibits behavior of a mid-level shit-ass.

by radiCLE citizen May 15, 2014

kill ass

An updated version of "kick ass".

That new Lawrence Arms disc is kill ass!

by JS12 September 14, 2008