Bath Shart

When you trust the massive fart in the bath tub and instead you shit yourself, causing a bathtub full of shit water.

"Damn bro I just had a massive bath shart in your bath."
"Get the fuck out."

by Pasty_White_Boy May 31, 2022

The Year of Sponge Baths

A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.

Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.

by Slamb Doctor September 14, 2019

Raymond Bath

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I take ramen baths with Raymond Bath.

Raymond Bath is so submissive and breedable

by yangster551 December 9, 2021

Tramp’s Bath

A tramp’s bath is when one must wash themselves using a sink, when access to a shower or bath is not possible.

I was on a 4 day road trip and couldn’t pay for a hotel, so I had to take a tramp’s bath in the bathroom of a 76 off I-90

by yes_fx July 20, 2021

Afghani Tongue Bath

When one licks another's sweaty testicles whilst vacationing on a beach wearing a concealed suicide vest.

When on vacation, I awaited the unsuspecting Afghani Tongue Bath from an unknown stranger.

by KingFoopaTroopa June 12, 2023

Florida Foot Bath

Plugging up someone's arsehole with both your feet, giving them a gentle thrust and spreading just before yanking them out, pulling all the juice and shit out to cover your feet whilst trying to hold back the contents of a potentially prolapsed anus with your toes.

The cost of living crisis was so bad this year that nobody bought me socks for Christmas - so I had to convince the Mrs to do a Florida Foot Bath

by CoxfordEnglish December 17, 2022

Bathing Stocks

A shoe that is mixed between the bathing apes and the birkenstocks.

"That man was decked out with his fly shirt and Bathing Stocks.

by RaWwIeNeR785 August 28, 2010