Human Darlek

A hybrid between human and darlek created so the darlek race from the show Dr Who can survive.

Dalek Sec used himself as a lab rat in the final experiment and was turned into a human darlek.

by Finnerty October 10, 2009

Human Crayon

When you continue to wipe your arse but cannot get to the point of a clean wipe.

I took a shit earlier but despite trying for a solid 10 minutes I was unable to wipe my arse clean. I think I have turned into a human crayon.

by Dodgy Dan June 19, 2022

Human Grindipede

When multiple people in a line rub their gentials against the person in front of them's rear, while placing their hands near or on said person's hips.

Another term for grind train.

"Did you see the human grindipede at homecoming? There must have been at least twenty-five people in that thing!"

"Oh, dude, I got such a raging stiffy in that human grindipede with Jessica, you don't even know..."

by sexytacoman September 22, 2011

Human Centipede

A sex position where most often gay men get in a line and each one sticks their penis in the buttocks of the person in front of them.

You’re so gay you get in a Human Centipede ten times a day.

by Zay47 June 10, 2018

human tank

A person who can take inhuman amounts of damage and come out of it fine.

While not human a good example would be a machine called a terminator from the Terminator movie series. how the machine takes damage and continues moving forward. An example of a human tank ,if you want to see humans who are like this go watch any mainstream anime. Ex (bleach, naruto, DBZ, fairy tail, one piece)

by Kyle crow September 19, 2016

Human Donut

A person who's head is so far up their own ass that they become donut shaped.

"Dude, David is so annoying. He just finished reading The Stranger and now he won't shut up about how life is meaningless. The worst part is he talks about this bullshit like he invented it."

"Yeah man, he's becoming a human donut."

by Atom Smasher August 6, 2014

anus of humanity

The shit on the bottom of my shoe.

That bitch is the anus of humanity.

In short form - Dr. Ass

by Kelly May 5, 2004