When you press your anus against a willing participant’s anus and shit with such force that the excrement goes inside of the second party. The two stand in a way so that the group’s shadow looks like a butterfly.
by Motorpatrol August 1, 2019
Get the Human butterfly mug.I took a shit earlier but despite trying for a solid 10 minutes I was unable to wipe my arse clean. I think I have turned into a human crayon.
by Dodgy Dan June 19, 2022
Get the Human Crayon mug.When multiple people in a line rub their gentials against the person in front of them's rear, while placing their hands near or on said person's hips.
Another term for grind train.
Another term for grind train.
"Did you see the human grindipede at homecoming? There must have been at least twenty-five people in that thing!"
"Oh, dude, I got such a raging stiffy in that human grindipede with Jessica, you don't even know..."
"Oh, dude, I got such a raging stiffy in that human grindipede with Jessica, you don't even know..."
by sexytacoman September 22, 2011
Get the Human Grindipede mug.The "Boiled alive" effect of high pressure, high temperature steam bursting into a confined space and searing the skin off the personnel in said space. Occurs mainly on board vessels, where less than intelligent choices are made that result in human lobsterism. Related to the cooking process of lobsters, who are boiled alive and cooked to a tender perfection. You will want to avoid steamy baths at ALL TIMES.
After a screaming metal sound rings throughout the engine room...
MMC King: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN THERE
EM2 Calvert: I don't know! We were playing Wizards and ET2 Hansen cast a lightning bolt at me to I threw a wrench at him... Then he picked it up and started using it to loosen stuff... he said he was casting "Steam Jet"
MMC King: You FUCKING WIZARDS WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TOUCHING ANYTHING THAT LOOKS TOO HEAVY FOR YOU TO LIFT? HE LIKELY EXPERIENCED HUMAN LOBSTERISM! Do you have ANY idea how much paperwork I'll have to do?
MMC King: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN THERE
EM2 Calvert: I don't know! We were playing Wizards and ET2 Hansen cast a lightning bolt at me to I threw a wrench at him... Then he picked it up and started using it to loosen stuff... he said he was casting "Steam Jet"
MMC King: You FUCKING WIZARDS WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TOUCHING ANYTHING THAT LOOKS TOO HEAVY FOR YOU TO LIFT? HE LIKELY EXPERIENCED HUMAN LOBSTERISM! Do you have ANY idea how much paperwork I'll have to do?
by Nuclear Ordinance February 27, 2012
Get the Human Lobsterism mug.If you want a great Valentine's Day, you don't even need to leave the house; just give the person you love a romantic Valentine's Day gift, like Human Suitcases.
A "Human Suitcase" is that thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.
by Stefon, City Correspondent March 30, 2011
Get the Human Suitcase mug.Someone who looks like a gorilla. Most likely someone named 'Darky' 'Cassandra' 'Cassie' or 'Tiffany'. Has to be black, with a big nose. Usually sleeps around with random E-guys. Has a white, semi-attractive boyfriend who looks too good for her, but after all anyone is too good for her. Human Gorillas usually have a past of faking popular internet Caucasian or Asian famous people because of self-consciousness.
by SDOL1501betch May 10, 2010
Get the Human Gorilla mug.When a hot tub is filled with more than the maximum amount of occupants, primarily nude or naked engaging in sexual activities.
Last night we piled 10 people in the outdoor 4 person hot tub and proceeded to create a massive human stew.
by Verea Cruz April 4, 2009
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