Goons are a bunch of uncouth, savage, crass, foul-mouthed, vulgar, immature, racist-epithet-uttering ogres who can't seem to say one sentence or make a single joke without using the worst of the worst profanity (or referring to some body function, bodily fluid, or body part, then giggling like a 10-year-old).
by Tempus Thales September 22, 2022
Get the Goonsmug. 
Last night i saw vietnamese do a Tuan on Ahn Goon!
Definition: He opened a drawer and put his dick inside -> then smashed the drawer against his penis while he watched a vietnamese girl.
Definition: He opened a drawer and put his dick inside -> then smashed the drawer against his penis while he watched a vietnamese girl.
by Dudldamm February 2, 2025
Get the Tuan on Ahn Goonmug. The beat down crew in a maximim security prison. There to beat the hell out of out of control or insubordinate prisoners.
by Majestic Cloud April 18, 2020
Get the Goon Squadmug. Gooning session is simply a session of Gooning. Gooning is like edging, where you get as close to ”the point of no return” as possible when masturbating.
Yo bro, I’m gonna go for a Gooning session in a bit. Would you be down to goon with me and then maybe we could fuck each other so hard that we won’t be able to walk after?
by HornyGirlHere January 7, 2025
Get the Gooning sessionmug. To participate in vandalism, loitering, public displays of ignorance, outward obnoxiousness, and other non-socially acceptable practices justified by a directionless but nonetheless strong pack mentality and conformity with other similarly outlandish behaving individuals.
by Blacknog3000 September 17, 2023
Get the goonmug. girl 1: gahdayum, kyle is such a goon, did u hear he fucked kayla and ellie this weekend?
girl 2: ew, horny motherfucker
girl 1: ikr, he needs to chill
girl 2: ew, horny motherfucker
girl 1: ikr, he needs to chill
by kameakane July 29, 2022
Get the goonmug.