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Ex

A person who is a dumbass and who is mostly toxic.
You should NEVER texte a contact named "ex".
"my ex asked me to sleep with him, i said no."
by Y/N L/N April 14, 2021
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star-crossed exes

The opposite of star-crossed lovers, those who are meant to be together but they are pulling themselves away, they are soulmates that completly deny it, either because they physically exes or they think they’re relationship is just temporary until one moves away.
“Its a shame Justin and Bailey broke up, they were perfect for eachother! But now they’re both cold and distant from eachother. Guess now they really are star-crossed exes.” (it is used as noun or an adjective)
by Trian December 29, 2023
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Exed

to not talk to a person and act like they don’t exist ; treat like an ex
friend: “i’m busy today, i can’t go to the movies.”
me: “oh okay.”
*five hours later*
me: sees friend at the movies
me: “i thought you were busy?”
friend: “....”
me:”i’m exing you.”
*friend is now exed*
by aramdomperson January 21, 2018
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ex-wingman

Closely related to the wingman, an ex-wingman keeps unwanted ex-girlfriends at a distance.

A skilled ex-wingman will successfully distract the unwanted girl in question by engaging in a first-class shamversation with her to make sure she doesn't cock-block you while you are flirting with another girl.
"Steve's flirting with Jessica was threatened to be disturbed by his ex-girlfriend, but his ex-wingman turned her attention away from him."

"As soon as Jack's sad ex-girlfriend entered the room, Jack's ex-wingman went to talk with her, so she wouldn't notice Jack flirting with Anne."
by Mr. Spring August 23, 2012
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ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.
Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.
by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019
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Pokémon Mega EX

Getting a blumpkin while one ecstasy and Xanax
Yo bro, let’s go to the Dennys to do a Pokémon Mega EX
by jackjackciwa August 18, 2025
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hug your ex day

on the 1st November its hug your ex day go up to all your exs and give them a hugs

hopefuly it will make peace between you and your ex
on the 1st its hug your ex day

I cant wait for hug your ex day
hug your ex day is on November the 1st
by ceo_of_days October 24, 2020
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