ex-zaza-huasted

being eppy off the zaza

dont wake up jared he’s ex-zaza-huasted.

by @Pookiewookie<3 September 6, 2023

ex of gooly

a michto that is a backstabbing bitch. She does not deserve his yeezys

the ex of gooly is a bitch

by gooly October 13, 2018

Ex are ATE

A club for homosexuals.

Free and Woggy are my heros, i really belong in Xr8. Fancy a threesome?

by Xr8 Fanboy February 15, 2003

pathed-ex

Awaiting a fed-ex package that arrives later than you wish comes from pathed-ex.

I am anxiously awaiting a package from fed-ex. It must be coming from pathed-ex.
The Christmas gifts you sent have not arrived yet. Did you send them by pathed-ex?

by kymnasium January 8, 2009

the ex

The executive summary. Break it down and spare the narrative.

Just gimme the ex.

by Nom de ploome January 4, 2023

fungible ex

An unremarkable individual who one dated for any duration, but whose name periodically escapes him or her, whose interests do not interest him or her, and whose wedding he or she will not be invited to and whose funeral he or she will not attend.

“Did you send Mark a text on his birthday?” “No. He’s a fungible ex.”

by Esther Mofet December 24, 2023

Ex-it strategy

A premeditated plan for ending a romantic relationship with little to no repercussion. Also, a plan to hedge oneself from mental, physical, psychological, spiritual, emotional, and monetary harm upon being dumped or divorced.

"Son, time to stop being a beta male about these career gold-diggers. Every time you trade up, make sure you have a proper ex-it strategy. Never let love turn in to debt or despair. "

by Harry Hen April 20, 2021