national wank over ex day 

on the 10th october every year it’s the time where u hunt down the nice photos ur ex sent you and have a great time to them and maybe even text her

happy national wank over ex day my favourite ex fancy sending send some nice photos baby

national wank over ex day by hwggg October 9, 2025

National Crack Your Ex Day

January 10th is National Crack Your Ex Day. Run it back with your ex!! please!!

This weekend is National Crack Your Ex Day, I hope we can pull through!

National Crack Your Ex Day by super1235667 January 9, 2026

Ugly Ass Bitch Of An Ex President That Deserves Everything Bad That Happens To Him 

That is the definition, of Trump.

Yay! That ugly ass bitch of an ex president that deserves everything bad that happens to him left the White House!

Ugly Ass Bitch Of An Ex President That Deserves Everything Bad That Happens To Him by hi caca January 20, 2021

national hang out with your most recent ex day 

no matter who broke up with who you have a day to cuddle with your ex in a movie theaters reclinable chairs or sum like that

On December 17th you are required to go the movies with your most recent ex in order to maybe fix things !!!!! (national hang out with your most recent ex day (December 17th))

national hang out with your most recent ex day by totally not ur ex gf December 11, 2021

affair excuses 

What you tell the wife when you are with your whore

- playing golf

- going for a long walk with the dogs

- at a business meeting

- going for a long lunch in the country with the best friend (one who also has a mistress)

- working late

- meeting some old boys in London

Girlfriend : i didn't see you on Thursday night. can we hook up at the weekend

Adulterer : Sure. I can get away. i'll just give the wife one of my affair excuses

affair excuses by farnham philanderer January 2, 2017

extreme hiking

Hiking on very steep hills, or in winter, or over 15 miles.

We went extreme hiking up a 45 degree snowy hill & had to dig our boots in but the view was phenomenol to the max!

extreme hiking by Starchylde May 22, 2016

exaggerated swagger 

A distinct characteristic only found within black teens, typically displayed when leaping off of rooftops and flipping backwards to face the camera before falling into a head first dive.

The way he leaps off of rooftops and turns to face the camera before falling into a head first dive is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen, it gives me goosebumps every time he does it. -Gamespot 2020

exaggerated swagger by cartop5 November 18, 2020