pay your ex day

When your dating someone and their poor at the time and a little bit after the breakup they get rich. Time for them to pay you for your broken heart.

"Where's my money?"
"What are you talking back"
"It's national pay your ex day"
"Oh crap I forgot about it. Here's 50$"

by Alyssa drake November 29, 2019

Ex-Smoker Complex

When an ex-smoker tries to save the rest of the smoker community by preaching their "born-again" non-smoker ways.

Mark: Damn, James is such an asshole ever since he quit smoking last year.
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...

James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG

by DangerFinger May 2, 2015

Ex girlfriend

The sister of your next girlfriend

My "ex girlfriends" sister is pretty hot, I should date her.

by Superpussyslayer July 12, 2022

my bitch ex wife

A woman who breaks your heart and steals your little shitheads you call children

My bitch ex wife cheated on me with Steve’s BBC!

by Imissmykids May 14, 2024

Nick's Ex

Nicks Ex is used to describe someone who is very Timber and full figured
Example:

1:"You made it into med school dude that's sick"
2:"not as big as Nick's Ex"

by Shinolol June 7, 2025

ex-togethernesses

noun. a person that you once were dating or 'together' with, someone you used to see as more than just a friend, an old fuck buddy.

Sam: "I would pissed too if one of my ex-togethernesses was talking shit about me!"

by fiddy dolllas. August 13, 2010

Ex Tiktoker

Someone who has recovered from tiktok, and either banished from the app still having it. Other is deleting it entirely.

Person A: Hey! Did you know Alissa is an Ex Tiktoker?
Person B: I didn’t know that, glad she recovered from it.

by MarshmallowInHotChocolate July 25, 2022