Depression Whore

Those types of people who are "sad" and "depressed" and play the ukelele and sing in the most monotone voice possible on YouTube for views, attention, and ad revenue. You know, that type of person who every time they open their mouth it's something to do with darkness and their (obviously fake) depression.

"Ugh, that girl is SUCH a depression whore. All she ever talks about is how her life sucks and no one loves her. But it is SO obvious that she is just doing it for attention!"

"Can you stop being a depression whore, Molly? Seriously, NO ONE is buying your fake depression and edgy comments."

by razzberryroyal February 25, 2019

Fashion Depression

When whiny little "emo" kids mope about and talk about how depressed they are, when in reality they're not depressed; it's just the "in" thing to be depressed when you're "emo".

Emo boy: GAWD, I'm -so- depressed! I have no life! UGH, I'm just gonna sit here and cut your wrists.

Me: Hahah, you do that; have fun.

Emo boy: I will.. me and my Fashion Depression.

by ADTRfanforlife July 30, 2011

food depression

The feeling of severe sadness after wasting your stomach space on a bad meal.

Dianna suffered an immediate onset of food depression after eating Lotteria in Japan instead of a bowl of ramen.

by Porkroll December 7, 2016

byler depression

When you cry over edits or moments between Mike Wheeler and Will Byers from Stranger Things because Byler still isn’t canon and it’s slowly killing you

AHHHH OLIVIA YOU GOTTA STOP CRYING BECAUSE BYLER ISN’T CANON
FOR THE LAST TIME LAILA I HAVE BYLER DEPRESSION I CAN’T STOP THIS IT’S IMPOSSIBLE

by Multifandom.Obsessed May 5, 2021

depression

why i take to alcohol, depression is crap. often occors after failing in the mating ritual

oh mi god my life has gone right down the toilet...

my life is depression... uh?

by John Rhoods February 16, 2006

depression

where teenagers live

1876 South Pissed Ave.
Depression USA 86146

by Snuggletimeboy August 31, 2005

Depression

Depression is a haunting thing that you and me probably have. nOw Im SuScIdAl

person 1: are you ok?
person 2: im feeling down, im depressed.
(depression is when you are feeling sad) (depression is where you always feel sad. your mood is always do

wn

by Kyle Ledbetter January 10, 2019