Dave

A monumental fuck up, usually caused by stupidity, a total lack of skill or being a right twat.

Youre a right fucking dave!

by afanofyourgran March 21, 2025

dave rodriguez

Fat piece of shit.
Thats all.

Dave rodriguez is fat.

by syrone July 5, 2014

Dave Moment

When someone pulls a Dave East and has horrible spelling and grammar, and is exceptionally (decent) at Minecraft Gun PVP.

You have trouble pronouncing "Bob?" That's such a Dave Moment

by UnLogic_ June 9, 2021

Dave Carlson finger bang

To finger a heavily bleeding vagina so hard that blood goes everywhere. Dave Carlson reference comes from move slap shot and how Dave is an animal how Dave is a mess.

Bro 1-Nigga what the fuck happened in here? Its a murder scene.
Bro 2-Funny you should ask. Amy came by. Gave her some Shit then i Dave Carlson finger banged that bloody ham wallet of hers.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

Anti-Dave Day

21st of August, the Day that celebrates the People on Gamejolt defeating a homophobic Child Molester named Dave and it couldn't have been done without Banana_dreemurr.

Person 1: It's Anti-Dave Day!!!
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: A Celebration of Dave's Defeat on Gamejolt

Person 2: Who is Dave?
Person 1: A Child Molester who would harrass and stalk People

by Spider-jolter August 21, 2024

Dave Bartlett

An old ass pedophile who enjoys midget porn and touching small boys

Being a Dave Bartlett will get you 20.

by Slowam March 30, 2022

Dry Dave

Similar process to the wet willy, you swab the inside of your asshole with your pointer finger, and then push it into the mouth of your victim.

Ryan: Damn, why’s Jason over there throwing up
Connor: I gave him a dry dave

by Batmanfr March 23, 2024