cheesecake campaign

when you go out of your way to research something, but it turns out it doesn't exist and it's just a result of wikipedia vandalism

"Today I went on a cheesecake campaign. I walked for an hour through the rain to find a book referencing what 'cheesecake campaign' meant, but it turns out somebody had just changed "naval campaign" on Wikipedia to be funny."

by pearlquark February 12, 2022

Cheese Hooker

a non binary person that sticks a dildo into a piece of gouda cheese

"Jessica is a cheese hooker"

by All-Star Bandit June 29, 2022

cheeseburger league

also known as mls, homeplace of pionel pandres pessi, a midget who has gone from farmers league to farmers league in the past few years

did you hear? Pessi is going to the cheeseburger league

by Noxious fumes inhaler June 13, 2023

hand-cheese

When a guy jacks off and he doesnt clean himself up afterwards so his cum turns into hand cheese.

Don't touch that guy or else you might get his hand-cheese on you!

by theblacksheep February 22, 2009

Humming Cheese

Excess of semen that collects around ones mouth as a side effect of them expressing audible satisfaction after successfully performing fellatio on a partner.

I came so hard, she had humming cheese all over her face.

by Winos February 3, 2009

sneeze cheese

Food that comes out of your mouth when you sneeze after eating.

"Achoo!" <person looks down at hand> "Awww man, I got the sneeze cheese!"

by Miss09 July 24, 2009

Frohmunda Cheese

A pungent film that forms on the genitals of both men and women. Usually, after vigorous activity. Can also be attained from not bathing for extended periods.

Some attribute the origin to the middle age Dutch surname Froomuda, but there is currently little evidence to this claim.

Man, I've been running all day, and now I've got serious frohmunda cheese.

We were about to get it on, but her panties came down and all I could smell was week old frohmunda cheese.

by GMB (God Of Monkey-Fucking) February 3, 2010