California slide

Not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign, but rather "sliding" through.

I didn't see any cops around, so I just did a California slide through the stop sign.

by Brian A. Thomson January 14, 2009

Californian Windpipe

The Californian Windpipe is a maneuver in which a female (or sometimes a male) puts any sort of flute, piccolo, wind blown instrument into either:

exhibit a; the vagina

or

exhibit b; the ass.
They then proceed to fart/queef and perform a somewhat artistic piece of work.
usually followed by excessive cleaning of the instrument,
or if it isn't theirs, placement back where it came from.
very difficult maneuver with very few masters.

Dude, i played Marry Had a Little Lamb by doing the Californian Windpipe.

Skill.
Was that before or after you pulled the Alabama Hot Pocket and Abraham Lincoln on that skank?

by [e-mail] September 15, 2009

California

Nice weather, we still have winters here just not as cold as others... thank god, Riverside may have rednecks and white trash but every where you go there is, there are good places in Riverside, if you don't like the heat stay away from here in the summer because here there is dry heat that can get up to 113 degrees (sometimes hotter), in SoCal we have our own weather: we have winter/summer for spring, summer, summer/winter for autumn, and winter. the beaches are nice, good looking people, takes an hour to get every where from Riverside, gangs every where, North California is colder and strange. Busy traffic, mean people during traffic, and apparently a lot of Bimbos but California girls aren't all bimbos and no not all of us say "Duddeeee, that's radical!" or " Like omg did you totallyyy see what that girl was wearing!" Some people will just for a laugh but there might be some people like that. Rich people here, there, every where. Same with poor and middle class.

Person 1: How do you like California?

Person 2: It was raddiiicallll!

Person 1: Shut up.

by Brina Bookworm April 18, 2010

california blizzard

the act in which a man ejaculates into his female partners ear thus leaving her hearing to be temporarily impaired

man 1:hey man how did your date go last night did you score?

man 2:no but she let me give her a California blizzard she wont be able to hear out of her left ear for a week

by marvey magnums October 2, 2010

Califon

Califon is a town in northern Hunterdon County, New Jersey. The name is a short version of the town's original name, California.

Welcome to Califon

by theboss12 October 15, 2011

california tacos

It's when you take a steamy shit in between a girls breasts and push the titties together and then the boobies make the shell and you eat the poo like a taco yummmmmmm

I gave that girl a nice slap on the ass and then ate her California tacos

by Dirtyboy92 April 17, 2015

california

the bestest state in the enitre fucking united states all you haters out there just jealous. we have the terminator as our governor too. everybody says that california is a pussy state which is complete bullshit cuz california has ghettos all over the place such as south central, oakland, richmond, and hella crips live in california, california is not the safest place to live cuz many people do get shot and ppl just bitch cuz they wish they had as many og's as we do. we got our own style of rap..the best type of rap there is i might say actually, its hyphy for all you dumbasses we got the the thizzle dance and we just go stewie in califoolya (nickname) grows the most food of any state, the state 2pac moved to and then wrote a song about how sick it is, most people cant keep up with us cuz we r too advanced for u and could become our own country if we wanted to and kick ur sorry little asses but we pity you, the best basketball players come out from california while the best football players come out of texas, some parts are pretty expensive yea, the gas is the most expensive shit in the world, but still an awesome state, probably THE most diverse state as well.

A crip from California shot a blood that came to California tryin' to do tha crip walk

A fine ass beezy just moved here from California

by beezyinmypants December 24, 2008