Couch Sassing

The act of entertaing people on a couch. Indefinate amounts of awessomness that occurs on the couch.
This couch has features of entertainment that involve;mouth fucking, chalking, powerfulbass drops, smoking smokes, beer drinking, waterpic (modified for vodka) squirting, breast exposures, entertaing the required minimum attire of undies only.
This couch has a job and its not just for supporting your sassy ass.
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Sass' professors have the prognosis, cure and honest answer.

Couch Sassing

This Friday we are sassi n'.
Oh you want something? Take ur tits out So we can ensue the sassin' off your chest in three step.
1. Consume.
2. Clean up lick

3. Kiss the plate. W/ tounge.

Sorry about your face.
also all out of towels. Not sorry for that.
AAAAAANd your cabs here!

RickyTick TICK TICK
POW POW POW
BANG

Bing bang boom!!!!!!
Problem solved.

by V1K1NG June 13, 2013

couch novel

someone who likes spending his/her time by reading novels while reclining on a couch!

jane(looking at jared who's sitting on a couch, reading 'The Ambler Warning'): gawd jared! You are such a couch novel!

by karait twirl April 7, 2009

Couching

Another word for cuddling, or snuggling. Particularly on a couch.

“Yeah me and Sally were hardcore couching last night.”

by poopdidyscoop December 28, 2024

Couch Belt

Oath to thyself not to leave the couch while drinking whiskey.

I have on my couch belt or put on your couch Belt.

by PoppyReed May 31, 2018

couche man

kiro

kiro is the true couche man

by couche man October 14, 2021

Couch Humper

People who like to have sex with couches.

J.D. Vance is a couch humper.

by Lynch/Fellini August 19, 2024

Eat Couch

When your fucking a girl doggystyle on the couch and her face is on the cushions.

"Face in the pillow, ass up, I made her eat couch" 🎶

From the song
Eat Couch - by Hit-Boy & Spank Nitti James

by TRSN91 August 5, 2025