Clubbing the clown

Masturbation

Where's little johnny? He's in his room clubbing the clown he will be out shortly

by Homolo January 16, 2021

Slug Club

It is an association with several humans that:
1)Are unable to plan/ sort out there lives
2)Have the mental age of either a 3 or 18 or 50 year old (no inbetween)
3)Can be very entertaining when they need to be
A well know fact is that Slug Club is always hungry and ravenous for other people's lunches and snacks but in the end they go to the canteen which is there holy grail.
There well known habitat is the library but Slug Club is known to migrate to different places.
Overall they are a lovely group and you will never get bored when you are surrounded with these pure perfections.

"I'll see you tomorrow, I'm going to hang out with Slug Club!"

by Pro0rastinat0r! April 19, 2021

Headboard Club

An extremely exclusive club for anyone who has managed to shoot over their own head and hit their headboard whilst busting one out. Pioneered and ruled by the legends Charles and Josh.

Last night I was having some alone time and I became a member of the headboard Club, thankfully I didn't hit my face!

by Jamie Greenwood May 5, 2021

Joke club

Chelsea

Chelsea are a joke club who bottled the final of the fa cup.

by wagwarnblud May 15, 2021

Club Becton

a foundation of college age boys engaged in activities centered on finding their sexual identities so that mildly homoerotic exchanges may seem less shocking

plaisted having his scrotum pierced is a derivative Club Becton

by Anonymous November 29, 2003

Pod Club

When a group of people get together to discuss a podcast after they all have heard it. Functions similarly to a book club.

My pod club is meeting this week to discuss this week’s episode of Waking Up.

by @BigMac February 23, 2023

club mongoose

Something my friend made up and made me look up on urban dictionary

Dude he looked up club mongoose what a dumbass

by Doc mcstuffin March 22, 2023