Butthole Monster

When a nigga climbs up your butthole and lives there for a few days

Me: Sorry man I would love to let you eat my poop but I have a butthole monster!

Friend: well, Get that nigga outta your butthole soon

by Willyg6353 September 23, 2020

Butthole Surfer

An act where someone is given many enemas but holds them all in. Once a penis slid completely into the anus they push out all the water.

Man, my penis was really riding her butt wave when we did the butthole surfer last night

by BiPunk72 July 8, 2025

professional butthole smacker

Homosexual proctologist; peanut butter loving service dog

Bro my proctologist just put his finger in my ass!
Yea man he's a professional butthole smacker

by Ass man719 August 27, 2022

Brazilian Butthole Burn

You grab a cigarette and smoke it. When you are fucking someone, cum inside first. Use that cigarette in their ass to burn the inside. After that, the person who was cummed in has to fart, creating a large fire-typed explosion in their asshole.

The Brazilian Butthole Burn can be used for human rocket ships.

by Gooning Poopoo head February 12, 2025

butthole fun

Sticking it in without knowing it’s a dude and enjoying it ever so slightly and regretting it afterwards but going back for more

Dude I accidentally had butthole fun last night when I was wasted

by Cbbobb January 9, 2018

butthole

A flesh hold that excretes feces and in some cases cum or a type of cream if something long hard thick juicy black slightly curved to the left is inserted and can be eaten out .

A butthole is a flesh hole.

by anonymous May 19, 2023

The Butthole Gnome

A terrible creature of the night who crawls up your asshole and sets up camp in your prostate.

Girl 1: Oh my God, what are we doing?

Girl 2, pouring a salt circle on the ground: Summoning The Butthole Gnome, of course.

by ChloroformShmoroform March 6, 2024