a 10th grade English teacher who has a hatred against chickens and other animals with feathers, or anything that breathes (plz do not mistaken for a penis)
by howdy_all_yall October 02, 2018
The scrumptious monthly product of a woman’s internal taco shop. Once it has churned out copious amounts of its famous sauce, it is rolled up with absorbent pad and wrapper. This is the lady burrito. Shining it’s majesty atop the trash in the waste bin, it can be confused for those of the Bell or Chipotle variety, early in the morning. But behold, it is neither. It is the lady burrito.
S: Dude, you threw away a Taco Bell burrito?
T: Nah dude, that right there is a glorious lady burrito.
S: Damn.
T: Nah dude, that right there is a glorious lady burrito.
S: Damn.
by legendsword2 March 13, 2018
"Yeah theyr open 24 hours but they put entire leaves of lettuce and fat tomato slices in the burritos" you are burrito shaming a place
by squarepizza November 26, 2015
by RAZONBRAND September 27, 2014
When you cum in a fat chicks rolls.
“Oh man, I fucked this fat chicks roll and came”
“Awh dude, you gave her a creamy burrito!”
“Oh man, I fucked this fat chicks roll and came”
“Awh dude, you gave her a creamy burrito!”
by The AMC club December 07, 2018
by 69Salsa69 April 14, 2018
A slang term for an black uncircumcised penis. Commonly used by teenage girls to hide the fact that they are in a extremely sexual relationship with a black male (Most likely older than them).
Sally: Kelly, why are you walking all funny?
Kelly: Oh it's nothing, just went on a date last night and had a black burrito~.
Sally: Wow, didn't know you could handle one of those!
Kelly: Oh it's nothing, just went on a date last night and had a black burrito~.
Sally: Wow, didn't know you could handle one of those!
by Childish Scrimbino July 11, 2018