Blowjob

Blowjob- Older term for a cigarette

“Let me fire up a blowjob and we will go”

by Toby Mac 699 January 16, 2019

Russian Blowjob

Verb; the act (or acts) of using the breasts of a woman to envelope & masturbate a males privates as well as performing oral.

formerly a boob-job

“Brother, jacks mom took me home after the game & gave me the sloppiest russian blowjob!”

by Feroluci July 3, 2024

Bereavement Blowjob

When your loved one dies, and you get an oral sex to help you get over the sadness.

(Woman) - Hi Mitch, I know your wife just died, is there anything you need, let me know. Anything at all?

(Mitch) - Well, honestly, I could use a bereavement blowjob. Some old bay crab fries would be nice as well.

by Cliff Huddleston September 14, 2025

Best friend blowjob

When two women engage in giving oral sex to 1 man at the same time.

“My girlfriend and This random lady we met at a bar just sucked me off at the same time what a good best friend blowjob!”

by Ultimateragebaiter744 August 14, 2025

president blowjob

A guy that gets a BJ from the office intern and is too chicken shit to own it and tell everyone his wife is just a bitch. AKA the 42nd President of the USA.

I saw president blowjob on TV the other day. His wife’s still a bitch.

by MarkANator January 11, 2025

national blowjob day

National blowjob day is where you get a blowjob from any person on June 20th.

National blowjob day is on June 20th.

by Bobby Grandson June 18, 2018

Sweet ring blowjob

You and your partner take any bag of gummy rings and stretch out the rings carefully and wrap them around your partners penis. Then your significant other proceeds to give the male a blowjob, eating the rings off his penis.

"Yoo, the other day Julia gave me a sweet ring blowjob!"

by anonymous February 14, 2025