Bite my shit off

A line used to tell someone to fuck off by creating the visual image of a person using their mouth to cut a shit off as it leaves the sphincter.

"Does that broken leg hurt?"
"Bite my shit off!"

by captaintumeke May 31, 2022

Hippo Bite

You go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. The toilet seat is so fucking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your ass, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.

I have to sit on this ass ring because I got a hippo bite this morning.

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids May 9, 2016

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Cinnabun bite

When you cum over someones butt and sprinkle cinnamon sugar over it and take bite.

Last night this girl had me take a cinnabun bite and it was oddly delicious.

by Sir_Cumz_2_Fast July 30, 2021

Dont Bite The Pickle

Dont Bite The Penis, while giving head or oral sex

Kris: Did you hear about Regina, man?
Mark: Yeah! She totally bit the pickle!
Kris: HEY REGINA!
Regina: Yeah, Kris?
Kris: DONT BITE THE PICKLE!

by PickleLover1998 March 19, 2013

he doesn't bite

The lie almost every most-likely mexican person says when they have an aggressive dog barking the shit outta you.

dog : *barking and snarling aggressively*
person 1 : "come in he doesn't bite "
Person 2 : * being bit and attacked by dog* YeS IT DOOoOoo

by floating_wierdoorweirdoidek December 30, 2020

Snake-bite

The complete opposite of an iron-stomach. Snake-Bite occurs when a cocky young man mixes vodka and cider, gets sick everywhere and passes out and has to be cared for by someone sober for the rest of the night, more often them not ruining the night

Tom got snake-bite and was left in a bush

by Le Buck December 2, 2019