The speech given (usually to a guy) by a girl when he's started a relationship with her "best friend"
"Mate, i'm in deep shit... i spent last night with jane but i really am not intrested in a relationship"
"Yeah so what's wrong"
"Ellie gave me the best friend speech"
"she..."
"yeah..., the...'thing is...she's my best friend, if you fuck her around I will castrate you and stick your balls so far down your throat you'll be shitting cum for a month...' speech"
"Yeah so what's wrong"
"Ellie gave me the best friend speech"
"she..."
"yeah..., the...'thing is...she's my best friend, if you fuck her around I will castrate you and stick your balls so far down your throat you'll be shitting cum for a month...' speech"
by sickboy101 May 17, 2010
Get the The Best Friend Speechmug. From "The Penis Song" - in Monty Python's movie - The Meaning of Life! -
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, YOUR WIFE'S BEST FRIEND
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't - come - back ! "
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, YOUR WIFE'S BEST FRIEND
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't - come - back ! "
by Volcanoe Joe January 21, 2009
Get the Wife's Best Friendmug. An Asian best friend is someone who will be their for you all the time they will do your math homework for you and make you ramen when you need it. They always got your back and they love to play video games. Also they won’t eat your dog so don’t worry.
by AsianKid420-69 September 4, 2019
Get the asian best friendmug. The type of hug you can only give to a best friend. Usually given when you haven't him/her in a long time.
by DJPremiere April 12, 2016
Get the Best Friend Hugmug. points that can be given out to your best dudes when they do something that a best dude would do like talk you up to some chicks or giving you extra food or just plain helping out. points can range from negative Infinity to positive Infinity.
Matt: hey man can you pick me up at the bar.
Chad: yeah on my way.
Matt: thanks, best dude points to you.
Chad: yeah on my way.
Matt: thanks, best dude points to you.
by bestdude November 21, 2010
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