Cowboy beans

Hemorrhoids caused by the inevitable homosexual relations between male cowboys out on the range.

I gotta get off this horse, my cowboy beans are killing me.

by Chief Maizholington January 18, 2023

shart beans

Something that I randomly made up one day and now is this.
Idk really but like just say it as a joke
It came from a song that i heard as
SALAMMMMM
II PAPI

PSSY IN THE PUMP PEE PEE
IN THE GUNK PA PEE PEE PEE
OH
NEVER SMELL LIKE SHART BEANS
SMACK MY PSSY IN THE LIKE THE GULP GULP GULP
IN THE GULP GULP GULP
ok anyways

"never smell like shart beans"
"YOU LITTLE SHART BEAN"
"i just pooped and it reminded me of shart beans"

by goldiethefirst March 3, 2023

Charmin Bears

A mascot for the brand Charmin, they are the definition of all evil and cause chaos. They are beings of pure evil and nightmares. Beings of pure filth and will kill you in a moment’s notice.

Me: I am going to kill the Charmin bears

Someone else: nice

by CharminBearHater#1 March 18, 2023

Bridger Beals

The Sexiest Man in all of existence, his blonde fluffy hair will make any girl instantly fall in love with him.

I have a crush on bridger beals

by Kanye North west south east July 24, 2023

slima beans

Nasty, stinky, sweaty balls.

Go wash your Slima Beans before we go out tonight.

by Ccizz August 2, 2023

Raining Polar Bears

It's the same as "raining cats and dogs" but in the winter.

Better stay inside, it's raining polar bears.

by kistnus May 4, 2014

season my beans

While receiving a blow job your significant other sneezes on your balls.

While you down there girl, how 'bout you season my beans?

by toiletjocky February 28, 2015