Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”

C-bone: TJ got so wasted last night that he ended up puking Mac salad all over himself and the couch. Damien and I had to give him a Turkish Couch Bath.

by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021

Australian sponge bath

Ejaculating on a sponge and giving a sponge bath to an aussie.

Hey babe want an Australian sponge bath?

by Sandypearle January 13, 2023

Bath and bed

When your mate can’t hack the level of drinking required so heads home for a bath and bed.

He really can’t handle his drink, looks like bath and bed time.

by Anonymous Cardiff July 26, 2022

salad bath

To bathe in another person bodily fluids from the genital area

Oh god it was like a salad bath last night

by Anononon December 8, 2022

Milk bath

A type of girl whose beauty is so startling and profound, indicating a papered cloistered existence - so perfect her parents must’ve bathed her in milk

Man, blue and gold is full of milk bath baddies tn

by Yo mama a ho February 22, 2025

champagne dog bath

a waste of money and/or resources

That Temu trampoline sure was a champagne dog bath.

by Deluxe Raccoon September 18, 2025

Bath juice

Semen that is left in a bathtub that sticks to you.

Ugh, I got bath juice on my arm and it keeps pulling on my hairs when I try to get it out.

by NotAids June 28, 2018