When a dude has such a small or extremely taut scrotum that his two nuts split and lay on either side of the base of his man pole as opposed to hanging and dangling like a normal scrot.
I was watching amateur porn and some dude had pole beans. I don’t see how that wasn’t painful with her ass slamming down on them nuts.
by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018
Get the Pole Beans mug.A micheal bean is a guy who is always hanging around and often wears funny hats. No one knows how he makes a living. He has lots of interesting ideas.
by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017
Get the michael bean mug.The result of a man placing his ballsack into the midst of a swampy vagina, steaming with putrid stinch.
by eatpizza October 24, 2011
Get the tuna beans mug.The Bean Effect is when a top tier bum that lives off of McDoubles, Golf, and Nicotine somehow finds a way to have multiple females hypnotized through his malicious, womanizing ways leading them to believe he loves them. The Bean Effect may also cause the male to have outrageous thoughts such as believing he can love more than one female at once.
by Can I hit your alto? August 6, 2021
Get the Bean Effect mug.To take a sac of beans, preferably in a sock, and insert it into your urethra. Works on woman and men, but the term is generally used on gay men. It is not for pleasure in any way, it is meant as torture. However, if your mind is messed up enough, it could be used as a way to reach orgasmic climax.
"Hey did you just see Tim? I heard he got Bean Fucked!"
"Is that why he was walking around the party all sad and grabbing his shaft in pain?"
"I bet so..."
"Is that why he was walking around the party all sad and grabbing his shaft in pain?"
"I bet so..."
by Dassah December 23, 2016
Get the Bean Fucked mug.An expression that finds its origin in the cowboy culture of old western movies and cattle drives.
In those times, cowboys were often portrayed as exclaiming "yippee" during cattle drives as a way to express excitement and enthusiasm.
Additionally, canned beans were a staple in their diets during these arduous journeys.
Over time, the two elements, the cowboy's spirited exclamation and their frequent consumption of canned beans,
became intertwined, giving rise to the whimsical moniker "yippee beans" for baked beans.
Alternatively, the term is sometimes used to describe amphetamines like Methadrine, Dexedrine and other stimulant pills.
In those times, cowboys were often portrayed as exclaiming "yippee" during cattle drives as a way to express excitement and enthusiasm.
Additionally, canned beans were a staple in their diets during these arduous journeys.
Over time, the two elements, the cowboy's spirited exclamation and their frequent consumption of canned beans,
became intertwined, giving rise to the whimsical moniker "yippee beans" for baked beans.
Alternatively, the term is sometimes used to describe amphetamines like Methadrine, Dexedrine and other stimulant pills.
by the kid from MAD magazine July 29, 2023
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