baps

B.A.P.S.
Breast Augmentation Profiling and Styling
The popular art form, involving the representation on various tableaux,
using only one pair ladies bozooms and a pair of Marigolds.

A fine example of baps

by McNigel January 28, 2004

baps

the sweat, and possibly groin yeast from the groin area, most prodominatly found in a the area between the testicals and the upper leg on a male. Although baps is usually the name given to this mixture when someone puts there hand down their pants and smears it on an individuals face, usualyt the cheak or nasle/mouth region. 'You got bapsized', 'im hungry,-here have some baps'

'while the boys were enjoying there inflight movie, waiting for their meal, jim gave Peter some of his Baps'. As he left the table Ron sneeked some baps in his ham sandwich. 'As the group asembled outside the church, Kevin bapsized the down syndrome boy.

by bradinga July 28, 2006

Baps

A male friend, aquaintance or enemy who is slightly over weight but has huge fat breasts or extraordinarily big man boobs, easily noticable through a t-shirt due to the boobs magnitude.

Derived from bread baps which tend to be large, round and doughy.

Tom:That chubby guy David has got some huge Baps on him, they must be at least a 34G.

Jake:Yes you are correct those Baps make his jacket look like spandex, perhaps he should cut down on the pies?

by Amuro Ray+ December 9, 2008

Baptism by Semen

Basically having intercourse in a swimming pool and leaving an aftertaste of semen for the next person that swims.

Baptism by Semen is FRICKING reviving bruh.

by Oknothanks April 25, 2015

Alaskan Baptism

Having sex on a frozen lake, preferably on one in Alaska

"Man, my butt got stuck to the ice during that Alaskan Baptism."

by FriendlyNeighborhoodNightwing April 11, 2017

Bapanada

When an elderly man inserts his penis inside the anus of a younger man and when it is fully inside and erect, the elder taps his own butt with a light spank to not only assert his dominance, but also get it just a touch deeper.

That oddly matched couple do bapanada porn on PornHub.

by PolishSheepDog July 16, 2019

baps

Slang for McDonalds, the American fast-food chain. Derived from the butchered pronunciation of the restaurant's name by it's mostly illiterate workforce. "Hi welcome to bapbonalds how can I help you?" Bapbonalds has since been shortened to baps.

Anyone want to hit up baps with me? I could really use a McChicky right about now.

by slimthiqqy December 10, 2019