bandit

It didnt go the way it was meant to go; as planned. Rather: "It went bandit".

Person being interviewed by police may lead police to believe he / she is 'having the job' that is: going to 'cough to the job'. But during interivew the person being interviewed admits to nothing / gives misleading information or goes 'no comment'. This then is going 'bandit' at interview.

by songthrush August 11, 2009

bandit

A Scottish way of saying bastard

Oi ya bandit, why you talkin' oot the windae

by crypt_ August 4, 2018

nipple bandit

When someone has 3 or more nipples, suggesting that they have stolen their extras ones from someone else

That guy on the beach today must’ve been a really good nipple bandit, he had like, 3 extras

by Ur fav garage raccoon June 15, 2023

Media Bandits

Extreme web design, more than web design, all types of media design, One who takes your vision and runs with it. They do all the thinking for you. If your site needs to be redesigned a media bandit can do it.

I need to redo my website, but i dont know the first thing. Call on media bandits for help., I need a designer for my website, call on media bandits for help., If you have an ugly website call on media bandits. Your website looks like it got hit with an ugly stick, media bandits to the rescue., your website wants to kill itself because its so ugly, call media bandits

by media bandit October 17, 2010

dookie bandit

A man commonly know as Aaron that takes massive poops in odd places; such as a driveway, playground slide, sandbox, urinal, a cooler, etc.

Oh no! Why is there shit in my driveway? The dookie bandit struck again.

by bignutzputz69 June 15, 2020

Bic Bandit

Proper noun / someone who steals a bic product from another.

Dude: did you take my lighter?
Dude’s homie: oh shit yea I did
Dude: bic bandit 😒

by Worstdressedwriter May 13, 2024

Queef bandit

A man who sucks a woman's queef into his urethra

John kept getting boner farts from being such a queef bandit

by Juvan dudlus September 1, 2019