jack austin

The Jack Austin is a rare species of sasquatch known for their inability to stand without hunching over at a 90 degree angle. Because of their miserly behaviour and large noses, they are frequently mistaken as Jews.
I ran into Jack Austin while I was walking to school the other day. He grabbed my wallet and called me a crackhead.
by Ringo☆ March 10, 2020
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John Austin

John Austin is the definition of fun.
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Austin

An abusive little bitch that beats on women. Waits for women to be in a emotional vulnerable postition and swoops in to manipulate her into his grasp. He will play off a great person to the public, til the doors are closed. Will beat a mother in front of her kids.. Locks his and his girlfriends kids outside for the majority of the day, so they can "talk"(smoke meth, abuse his girlfriend, neglect 1 yr old).
Anybody: Austin Boswell is such a manipulative, abusive, cunt.
Everybody: We already knew from when he beat the hell out of his pregnant ex, Jami.
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Austin

Is probably on of those guys who has a small redhead gay guy who has a tiny penis, is a squeaker and only plays Fortnite with a soccer skin.
Guy 1: have you seen Austin?
Guy 2: do you mean that annoying red head?
Guy 1: Yes that one
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Austin

The only thing he’s good at is jerking off for hours at a time
Hey I pulled a Austin last night !
by The bigguy01 February 10, 2020
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