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Alexander Hamilton

A bastard orphan son of a whore who doesnt throw away his shot. He met 4 friends his first friend was Aaron Burr, the damn fool who shot him. Alexander was the 10 dollar founding father without a father. Alexander cheated on Eliza Schyler cause he wanted pussy still. Then his son died then he died. Lol
Alexander Hamilton: bbg i cant leave. Eliza Schyler: ok pookie bye i trust you. Maria Renyolds: ok pookie bbg give me smex. Alexander Hamilton: ok
by Babagrillwuas October 19, 2023
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Alexander Clam Bell

A crude mockery of Alexander Graham Bell found in the Shell City gift shop in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004).
"Remember that Alexander Clam Bell thingy from the SpongeBob movie"

"Yeah that was pretty funny lol"
by Untaken name October 29, 2023
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Aleksandra

Aleksandra is a little Latvian girl with a strong muscles and an underlying presence of being EMO. She has a very dark skin tone with bright orange hair. She loves to cook and has a pet raccoon. Her favorite color is aqua and she loves to steal fish from hungry children. She is a lizard person with no family. She has no toes or fingers and sleeps in a haunted house, if you see her RUN!
Wow, Aleksandra is very wise!
by Potato_Carrot November 6, 2023
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Aleksandra

Little Latvian Gorl. She quite the character. The only thing larger than her gigantic laugh is her gestures. She loves cosplaying and she LOVES fnaf, and she loves to show this to everybody by wearing her Freddy Fazbear cosplay everywhere she smiling and saying "Hi, Im Freddy Fazbear!" to everyone she meets. She is actually related to Ed Sheeran or maybe Ice Spice, but she isn't good at music. If starts to sing, evacuate the area immediately for your safety.
Guys is this the Freddy Fazbear?!

Aleksandra: Aurgh Aurgh aughr ahyurg
by zazaoncrackers November 6, 2023
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Alexander Faes

"Bro I really want to eat an Alexander Faes"

"I got zero kills in-game, I pulled an Alexander Faes"
by NotDios December 11, 2023
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Alexander John Major

Dementia of a 93 year old at 18, professional Linda Manor resident, also Leo major is his great uncle or something like that. Loves to leave class for 10 minutes every day for a "special somebody "- Josh DeSimone. Number one Celtics enthusiast. Loves all red soccer teams (only Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool). Very mysterious (could be due to the dementia). Masterful at 0.5 photos.
Alex Major is angry at Billy for yelling at him for throwing mayo in the lunchroom. He is for real pulling an Alexander John Major.
by Jorge(Pronounced George) December 15, 2023
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Aleksandras

He is a very handsome lithuanian man, who has amazing hair, overall good genetics. No one is as good looking as him. He goes to the gym very often, has a lot of good friends. All of the girls want him. No questions asked...
Hey, bully. You should be like Aleksandras more, he is way better than you, bitch.
by Goblinas December 23, 2023
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