The Christian afterlife, when lions can be petted by humans while sitting next to a lamb, without fear of getting mauled. Since humans are of the animal kingdom, they will behave good too.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no strain of bacteria would not make us sick, and elephants wouldn't trample children.

In the age of well-behaving animals, no one would bother going to war or steal from someone.
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Porn age

The age you can watch porn
Can I see porn now I am at the porn age
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Dad age

The rapid aging one undergoes when becoming a father, usually accompanied by graying hair receding hairline, or the development of a dad bod.
Have you seen Tim since his kid was born? He dad aged quick.
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Garb Age

The Anthropocene, or the new epoch, which dates from the commencement of significant Human impact upon the geology and ecosystems of the Earth.
Humans of the Garb Age cared little for the sensitive balance of the Earth's ecosystems.
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Age of Criminal

The age you are Legally responsible for Your own actions
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New Age Old School

Timeless pieces, retro, in between old school and new age... Like theivery corporation
That chick is New Age Old School
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