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The perfect ship

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by Jimmy3207 August 26, 2019
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perfect boyfriend

A perfect boyfriend is someone who you know will love you and support you no matter the circumstances. He will always do his best to make sure you’re happy and healthy. He’ll most likely check up on you every 2-3 hrs, its his nature. He will frequently surprise you with picnic dates, movie nights, beach dates, etc. He will never take his eyes off of you and he will always appreciate you.
deya - i have the perfect boyfriend....
bang chan - and i have the perfect girlfriend

deya and chan are now engaged.
by deyaniela June 3, 2021
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humanly perfect

The maximum level of perfection human beings are able to attain in situations which they must react spontaneously.
Though using science, art, talent, and the countless mechanical and technological marvels human beings have invented allow them to easily produce products which are often up to 100% perfect, human beings sometimes make a wrong decision, commit an error, or make a mistake, and those things limit human perfection to being "humanly perfect," inherently inconsistent, and not 100% reliable . Thus a few notches below mathematical, scientific, mechanical, or technological perfection.

To reduce or prevent the imperfect actions humans inevitably commit—often at unpredictable times, humans use various procedures, mechanisms, and technological devices to impossibilitate, prevent, or minimize errors.

The second most effective way is to stop a human being from committing an error is by passing a law and sanctioning those who break them. And the most effective way is by physically or electronically blocking a human being from executing a specific action at a specific time or in a specific way.
by but for November 20, 2017
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Pandemic-perfect

A style of dressing in which your face is covered with a mask and you are wearing gloves.
That mask. Those gloves. Dang. Get it, baby. You are pandemic-perfect.
by LeggingsAndBeets March 22, 2020
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Perfect Piss

The act flushing the toilet in the middle of a piss, timing it so the all the water flushes down right as you finish. This works best on household toilets, especially ones that take a few seconds to flush.
Gary: Hurry up!!!
John: Don't worry, I'll take the perfect piss.
Gary: Wow, that was fast!!
by fitz6278 October 2, 2011
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ok perfect

When something doesn’t go your way and you have nothing to say.
by Unicorn frappuccino November 28, 2022
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beyond perfect

something that isn’t comparable to anything else. something that changes the meaning of perfect.
Guy: whoa have you seen that girl? she’s beyond perfect
Other guy: oh you mean that girl Lois? yeah she is
by Doseful May 3, 2020
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