MILF Madness March

Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.

MILF Madness March is basically NNN for children

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

Milf maggan

A milf who has sex with people below 18 years. Pretty deap and love her sons stud on her face. She like bbc's but her sons stud i very small. Milf maggan always fucking.

- Vem ringer du då?
- MILF MAGGAN

by Ilovemaggan May 16, 2018

MILF-assed

When a woman (who has born children) turns to walk away, and the view convinces you she is a MILF.

At drop off, Johnny’s mom was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF-assed.

by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020

MILF

A person who is incredibly talented at the art of being a person that is really fucking hot, and that will continue to be hot for the rest of their days.

Me: exists
cleanmemecoffeebean: *makes a Delicious!!!! Top
Me: SHE’S A NO, SHE IS THE MILF 🤤😩🥵

by em.mconion March 10, 2022

MILF

man id like to fuck

chief keef, greatest musical artist of all time, biggest schlong ever imagined

nah chief keef the only milf

by Colorblindsquid November 13, 2022

milf

me in a couple of years.

i'm gonna be such a milf - then you'll be a motherfucker.

by milf102 February 13, 2022

Trigger milf

1. ???
2. A female associate with whom one engages in occasional awkward, inappropriate courting attempts (this definition has no relation to the term, "MILF")
3. A confused use of the term "MILF"
4. A MILF who can kick ass with a gun

Well, it's Tuesday. Time for me to hit on my trigger milf.

by rismfrosmgosm August 9, 2012