Lick my knob

An insincere request for a blow job said in a sarcastic or condescending manner.

"My boss asked me to come in for work during my vacation. I told him he could lick my knob first."

by elemkay May 20, 2008

lick my sack

Something Phil Anselmo shouted on Pantera's 1990 album, "Cowboys from Hell."

My stand is the human race
Without a label or a face
So they can lick my sack - "Hesresy," Pantera

by Ben A April 26, 2006

skin it back and lick it

Pulling back of the foreskin on a Penis and licking it

I like to skin it back and lick it on my free time

by Dr454545 August 6, 2017

lick me pope

When you can’t get someone to shut up, say, “lick me pope.” This is the equivalent to saying “bite my willy,” or “drink my sht.”

Rat head: La la la la la la la, I’m a rat head.
You: Shut up.
Rat head: You shut up.
You: Lick me pope.

by bunface July 31, 2023

Lick my plate

Insult used by Chop Top in the original version of 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.'

Chop Top points to the visible metal plate in his head as he says it.

If you ever get cut off in traffic, a clever thing to yell to the offending driver is, "Hey, lick my plate, you dog dick!"

by MrCreo$ote April 23, 2018

albino fish lick

The act of eating cocaine out of a woman's vagina

Bro I got so high after she told me I could do an albino fish lick. She really seemed to like it too.

by Dipcommander May 14, 2015

lick me loose

To provide full body relaxation via oral pleasure....alternate phrase for a blow job.

Late one summer night, Becky came over and following an intense make out session, she proceeded to "lick me loose"

by El CUCUY August 22, 2016