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Jason

Me: Jason Likes Sonic
Jason: True
by Jasonisafurry August 4, 2021
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Jason

An absolute gronk of a man. His grey hair just makes him more gronk like, and those sunglasses, don't even get me started. Anyone who likes fishing is a gronk, let alone when it's Jason
Wow Jason is such a gronk
by Molly-Man-101 June 13, 2022
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Jason

Jason is a king amongst men that I have an undying, irrevocable love for. It is like he emits an aura so bright and powerful I'd literally faint in his very presence alone. He is so smart and talented, has irish roots, and has the sexiest, gorgeous build and ginger hair. Oh my, he is so breathtakingly handsome, you'd have to see him in person to believe it. His voice sounds like a chorus of angels. I will tell you, I despise every other 'Jason' in this world because my Jason is the only one who deserves to bear this name, which in itself, is an honor. He is my true love, and I will always love Jason forever, I've always have, and I forever will.
Random girl: Who is that fella over there?
Me: What do you mean fella? THAT'S JASON! HE IS A LITERAL GOD THAN EVEN GOD HIMSELF.
by Liaaa_6 April 11, 2023
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Jason

Jason is a stupid guy who has no sense of humor. He also is a creep and is weird with girls.
by rtard69 January 11, 2022
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Jason

A cheating ass bitch ! Who never will give a fuck about you so I will advise you to stay away from Jason’s
I love you “ that means “ I’m goin to cheat on you lol “ Jason I love you but he don’t love you
by Woahbrochill November 7, 2019
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Jason Bourne

A fictional crime dude that kills random people and spawned a meme.
"Jesus Christ! Thats Jason Bourne!" Quote from the movie: Jason Bourne.
by Windoge April 6, 2017
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