by Deyofarmer September 1, 2016
Get the Farmmug. A father who will live longer than a cockroach and does not bathe in which a dead person smells better
by Bigwhitedong August 19, 2016
Get the farm grometmug. There's an abandoned house on the edge of the land belonging to Halmich Sod Farms in Michigan. From a distance it just appears as an average, run down, forgotten household. However as you get closer, you start to get a skin-crawling feeling. Inside the house, stuff is thrown everywhere, tossed and turned up. Old medical supplies and a book on surgical procedures sit out on the kitchen sink. It's even rumored that the kids bedroom has human remains.
It's likely that this house belonged to a local psychopath. Can only imagine the horrors this building has seen. Completely hidden from everyone, beware....
It's likely that this house belonged to a local psychopath. Can only imagine the horrors this building has seen. Completely hidden from everyone, beware....
*On the far edge of the Halmich Farm... *
Person 1: "It feels wrong, like we're being watched"
Person 2: "Yeah, there's even a bullet hole in the window"
Person 1: "It feels wrong, like we're being watched"
Person 2: "Yeah, there's even a bullet hole in the window"
by GOOF... IT March 4, 2025
Get the Halmich Farmmug. The character ''Piccollo'' from the famous manga ''Dragon Ball Z'' written by the famous mangaka Akira Toriyama
by ro2006 March 4, 2025
Get the Aura farmingmug. Using the bathroom at your place of employment while on the clock, especially for a particularly lengthy bowell movement. Term derived from gaming culture wherein users would perform repetitive, easy tasks to earn in-game currency.
by ActionRick July 8, 2017
Get the Gold Farmingmug. A giga Chad that was excommunicated after his magnum dong got erect and knocked god down from heaven. Turning to the dark arts he created surprisingly great rates to collect disciples for his cult of state farm.
by Derpafish August 25, 2021
Get the Jake from state farmmug. 
Get the Animal Farmmug.