beat the mess

Used by Infantry Marines, a almost direct synonym for "beat the shit", commonly used in relation to physically assaulting another member of your platoon; usually a buddy.

Ex. Marine #1: Hey, is that a picture of your girl? She's hot! Have her call me if she ever gets lonely.
Marine #2: Shut up before I beat the mess out of you, Kid!

by MirrorChaser January 14, 2015

Beat Muncher

A Beat Muncher is a person who solely munches on beats, no matter what time of day and no matter where they are. Typically into Breakbeats, Ghetto Funk and Hip Hop.

Beat Munchers are often found near speakers, preferably big ones, however small ones may have to suffice.

Beat Munchers despise all music that does not have a big beat and heavy bassline. I.e Pop music, RnB, and Classical.

"Oi, you fucking Beat Muncher, put some Shania Twain on."

or

"Im not just a Beat Muncher and I'll prove it!"

or

"I wish that fucking Beat Muncher would play something different!"

by Skribblahh April 20, 2012

First beat

A person you first had sex with

'She was my first beat'

by Drop it June 22, 2016

beat the dungeon

To have sexual intercourse with the girl you keep in your basement

In the basement, I beat the dungeon so hard.

by Gimix_13 March 7, 2017

off beat

ye aight blueface baby

just watch respect my crypin or the next big thang off beat

by snız January 4, 2019

beating the tuna

A girl/woman master bating stinking up the place with a fishy smelling pussy.

Someone (a girl) was in the bathroom beating the tuna! It stinks like fish in there.

by Mikejam July 27, 2023

Smell a beating

When you hear a sibling or another child speak in a tone toward an authority figure in which you can sense/feel that they are about to get an ass beating of a life time.

Jerry- I HATE YOU BITCH
ME- “I smell a beating”

by StaplesXD July 9, 2022