"It was 2 in the morning and I was ambien tweeting — it was memorial day too — I went 2 far & do not want it defended,"-- Roseanne Barr
*Frantically checks phone history*
Oh God! I accidentally stayed awake after my Ambien last night. God I hope it wasn't a Roseanne-Bar
*Frantically checks phone history*
Oh God! I accidentally stayed awake after my Ambien last night. God I hope it wasn't a Roseanne-Bar
by SmartAllyPants March 24, 2022
by Wonder Woman77 September 03, 2013
When one shoves a cold yet almost melted dilly bar into another's ass and proceeds to fuck him until its just the popcicle stick
Cameron: Hey Ricky wanna have some fun?
Ricky: huh
Cameron: looook (as he waves his dairy queen dilly bar)
The dilly bar
Ricky: huh
Cameron: looook (as he waves his dairy queen dilly bar)
The dilly bar
by The dilly bar May 15, 2023
It's like Bar Coke.
Low quality, you don't know just what you putting up there, but it gets the job done.
Low quality, you don't know just what you putting up there, but it gets the job done.
Have been laid all week... just might have to shovel my fat ass into some Spanx to head out for some whiskey and Bar Dick.
by Incorrigible_66 November 16, 2021
A story one tells to impress people, make friends, and/or attract potential partners in a social setting, often at a bar. Typically based on true lived experiences but exaggerated for dramatic effect.
-This one time I showed two Americans around São Paulo and they wound up in Cracolândia. They almost died!
-That is a bar story if I've ever heard one!
-That is a bar story if I've ever heard one!
by IacobAlmançor April 04, 2018
by Zbar December 12, 2018
One who is a regular at a bar or pub, but only sits at the back in the dark.
A bar lurker is a generally mysterious of shady person.
A bar lurker is a generally mysterious of shady person.
"hey bob, do you see that guy in the back there"
"who? oh that dude in the dark?"
"yeah. i've been coming here for a year and he's never said a word and he's only ever alone."
"That's a regular Bar Lurker right there."
"who? oh that dude in the dark?"
"yeah. i've been coming here for a year and he's never said a word and he's only ever alone."
"That's a regular Bar Lurker right there."
by Paulman6356 July 10, 2009